Claudia and I

There's one thing I can think of that Claudia Schiffer and I do not have in common: Being photogenic. Earlier this afternoon I had to have my picture taken at the DMV for my licence and trust me, it was agonizing. In the first try, I looked like a heroin addict. In the next one, I looked like someone who has just been roused from a 250 year slumber. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth pictures were all perfect expressions of the death-row inmate I would be if I ever did something seriously wrong here in this country. And the seventh one, well, it nearly made the lady behind the counter sob but it's going to be on the licence anyway.